Hey Oppo, what else is good at McDonalds?

Kinja'd!!! "claramag, Mustaco Master" (claramag)
09/07/2014 at 13:36 • Filed to: None

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...that wont taste like it's trying to kill me in an hour? I'm surfing their wifi to play catch up on some school work and need some foods in me. No super greasy stuffs, stomach can't handle that kind of stuffs


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Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:37

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Get that jalapeño burger. I know you said nothing greasy, but IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:37

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Salads


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:39

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Something with grilled chicken.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Big Bubba Ray
09/07/2014 at 13:39

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Well now my stomach hurts.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:40

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I like the sweet chili wrap. It's not really spicy and actually contains vegetables.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > Big Bubba Ray
09/07/2014 at 13:41

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But...but...greasy burgers trigger bad acid reflux crap! Which is a shame, I miss mcgangbangs. God...best 2 bucks a human being could ever spend


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > fhrblig
09/07/2014 at 13:42

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ooh veggies. May be my lunch right there


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > My citroen won't start
09/07/2014 at 13:43

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Winner winner chicken dinner


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:43

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:44

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Grilled chicken salad deli wrap/sandwich? It's probably the healthiest bit of hot food they serve. The Chicken Legend's okay, too.

(Honestly, I'd get a Big Tasty, but I'm an idiot.)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:45

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Sausage egg burritos with mild sauce. They aren't greasy, and they actually taste kinda nice.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
09/07/2014 at 13:47

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"I'm on this new diet where I only eat foods beginning with vowels...This morning I had eggs, and Oreos! And for lunch I had asparagus. And Oreos!"


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:48

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Expert advice here. My first job was at a McDonalds. Don't eat any of their beef or fried products. If you get any of their burgers completely plain (No seasoning even) you will find out how awful their beef is. People always warned me if you work at a place that sells food you'll get fat because it's all so appetizing. Well no problem at McDonalds, at the end of an eight hour shift the sight or smell of most of there food made me feel like I was gonna gag.

Here comes the expert advice: The Grilled Chicken. (Actual customer photo, not PR BS)

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I would be completely repulsed by everything and then all of a sudden someone would order the Grilled Chicken sandwich or the Salad. Especially the salads, cutting up the chicken and seeing how nice it looked and smelled. It's still my go to for lunch. For breakfast the egg mcmuffin is pretty good. That's it. Everything else is trash.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > KirkyV
09/07/2014 at 13:50

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Oh god that looks tasty. Hope they have it where we use USD


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > mcseanerson
09/07/2014 at 13:57

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This post, combined with other suggestions for chicken, has made up my mind. Winner winner, chicken din- er, lunch

Seriously, that looks amazing


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:58

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Well, I'll have that as well, no delivery today, I'm going to walk there because health.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 13:59

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Mmmmmmm Mcgangbangs. Fucking love those things haha


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 14:01

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Yeah, they can't even cook it like the other stuff. Everything else is fried or pressed in a grill. This is placed on a grill surface and has a metal ring place around it with a handle attached to it. Then you place a lid with a small spout on top of it on top and put a couple tablespoons of water in their and it steams as it cooks it. It's the closest thing to actual cooking McDonald's does.


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 14:53

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The diabetes is pretty top notch.

-posted while eating greasy pizza


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > Fookin' Prawns
09/07/2014 at 15:06

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The diabetus is strong in this one...


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 15:32

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Nothing is greasy there because they don't use real meat. If you have a sensitive stomach I wouldn't recommend eating there. Does your campus not have free wifi?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 15:44

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Grilled chicken snack wrap, pretty tasty and about 250 calories.


Kinja'd!!! SirRaoulDuke > jkm7680
09/07/2014 at 16:51

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Hot sauce for me, but same here. About the only thing I will eat there. Once in a blue moon I might get an Egg McMuffin or a regular ol' cheeseburger


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/07/2014 at 16:51

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Chicken Selects...

Oh wait this isn't 2011 anymore. That lead to me boycotting McDonalds for about a year.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > claramag, Mustaco Master
09/15/2014 at 09:52

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http://nypost.com/2013/07/28/the…


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Big Bubba Ray
09/15/2014 at 09:52

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Well then enjoy this article about how they are the most bontiful food in human history

http://nypost.com/2013/07/28/the…


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > mcseanerson
09/15/2014 at 09:55

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Once when I work at A&w I picked up one of those metal rings thinking the grill was off (first thing in the morning). The grill was in fact on, I dropped the ring, and it splashed 300 degree oil onto my arm. That was awesome.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > thebigbossyboss
09/15/2014 at 10:04

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Man, I had some of the water from the grilled chicken boil up and splash my arm. I know them feels.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > mcseanerson
09/15/2014 at 10:07

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Them feels were actually kind of delayed. At first it didn't even hurt....then it REALLY hurt.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > thebigbossyboss
09/15/2014 at 11:40

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Wow. That author managed to turn a conversation about a hamburger into a big 'fuck you' to the left. What a leap.